Fear of notifications. May be acute due to ones persona or situation but more often than not can become chronic. It particular applies to social networking sites that offer notifications but may apply to life in general as fear of being told anything.

My emails are accumulating but I am too lazy to delete them just in case they say something important. Maybe I have acute Notiphobia.

Notiphobia by Shake N June 24, 2009

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Netiphobia

The fear of nasal irrigation, as practiced by jamming a diminutive watering can into one nostril, and angling the head to promote the flow of solution out of the fellow nostril. Blech.

Because I suffer from netiphobia, I will never again look at a teapot or watering can with affection.

Armed with the knowledge of my netiphobia, the villain tortured me with youtube videos of people using their neti pots.

Netiphobia by Sharks V. Neti March 10, 2009

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Natiphobia

The fear or rather the absense of angles

Do see that fool filming; poor guy has natiphobia.

Natiphobia by Natihasnoangles420 June 27, 2016

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Nhyphobia

Nhyphobia is an extreme or irrational fear of a harpy tattooing a male reproductory organ on one's right ass cheek

"I think Joe has Nhyphobia"

Nhyphobia by g504 August 30, 2020

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