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neab
Founded on the MODMYWHAT community, based on the popular word 'NOOB'. A member on MODMYWHAT.com called Gunner began to use 'NEAB' which soon after became so popular that the entire site uses it now.
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Neab
A mix between a neek and a noob.
Someone who goes to bed really early, doesn't mind their parents embarrassing them in front of their friends, is really weak but too nice to be picked on, has lots of restrictions, thinks they're funny, has their parents check their phone and doesn't mind their parents seing them naked. And the worst part is that they're ok with it.
Someone who goes to bed really early, doesn't mind their parents embarrassing them in front of their friends, is really weak but too nice to be picked on, has lots of restrictions, thinks they're funny, has their parents check their phone and doesn't mind their parents seing them naked. And the worst part is that they're ok with it.
neaballitan
A Neaballitan is when a man has three (or more) women, of different hair color, skin color, or ethnicity, either lined up doggy style or on their backs waiting for their turn, or on their knees in front of him, working together to stimulate him orally.
This arrangement is named after Neapolitan ice cream, which is chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream side-by-side in the same container, typically with no packaging in between.
The classic Neaballitan has a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, but there are many exotic variations, with most being named according to the ethnicity of the girl in the middle, which is a great honor when sharing a man with other girls:
Some popular versions are:
the "Oreo" or "Ice Cream Sandwich", with a White girl between two Black girls
the "Chicachanga", where an Hispanic girl is between two others
the "Fortune Cookie", with an Asian girl in the middle,
the "Peace Pipe Prayer", where the middle girl is Native American,
the "Hookah Handmaiden", where a Middle Eastern girl is in the middle,
the "Cum On, Curry", with an Indian girl residing in between 2 other girls,
the "Eskimo Cream Pie", where an Inuit girl is in the middle
This arrangement is named after Neapolitan ice cream, which is chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream side-by-side in the same container, typically with no packaging in between.
The classic Neaballitan has a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, but there are many exotic variations, with most being named according to the ethnicity of the girl in the middle, which is a great honor when sharing a man with other girls:
Some popular versions are:
the "Oreo" or "Ice Cream Sandwich", with a White girl between two Black girls
the "Chicachanga", where an Hispanic girl is between two others
the "Fortune Cookie", with an Asian girl in the middle,
the "Peace Pipe Prayer", where the middle girl is Native American,
the "Hookah Handmaiden", where a Middle Eastern girl is in the middle,
the "Cum On, Curry", with an Indian girl residing in between 2 other girls,
the "Eskimo Cream Pie", where an Inuit girl is in the middle
Dick: I'm telling you man, it was like the International House Of Poontang in my place last night. At the end of the evening, I enjoyed a really nice Neaballitan...
Jack: They should give you the Nobel "Piece" Prize, for bringing together pieces of ass from all over the world, promoting international cooperation and understanding!
Dick: I definitely enjoyed being an ambassador to the United Face-shuns...
Jack: High Five, Bro!
Jack: They should give you the Nobel "Piece" Prize, for bringing together pieces of ass from all over the world, promoting international cooperation and understanding!
Dick: I definitely enjoyed being an ambassador to the United Face-shuns...
Jack: High Five, Bro!
neaballitan by dnalabkram October 13, 2009
neabir
You probably won’t meet a lot of neabirs in your life, but if you manage to meet one you shan’t let him go. Neabirs are down to earth and are built with the perfect balance of sarcasm and humor. While they’re nice to be around they also go down as the biggest simps in the history of North America’s discovery by the Europeans.
NEABD
An abbreviation for the term, Not Even A Big Deal. Usually used in conjunction with skiing after landing a particularly hard maneuver and acting like it wasn't really that hard. Can also be used in conjunction by saying "Its NEABD" after someone tells you of a significant event that just happened.
NEABD by T-Cheez C-Dubs May 31, 2010
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