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New book smell 

That certain smell you sense from purchasing a new book. New book smells usually come from the woodsy pulp of the paper.

I would describe it to smell like a bitter fireplace. The smell is usually very satisfying to avid book readers (especially me)
Person 1: Hey I just bought this new book from Amazon dude!!

Person 2: Wow bro, does it have that new book smell?

Person 1: Yeah dude, wanna smell?

Person 2: Hell Yeah!
New book smell by ihatecrockpotmeals November 10, 2020

New Guinea bookmark 

When spooning, a man puts his penis in between the butt cheeks or thighs of the person hes spooning, until they fall asleep.
Last night I gave my wife a New Guinea bookmark, in the morning she gave me a German Lawnmower.
New Guinea bookmark by rs261 December 26, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008