NDR (Non DNA Retardation)

NDR (Non DNA Retardation) is a term used to identify a "disease" of the thinking brain typically associated with millenials. It is a slowing of the development of the mental, emotional and social body of the human species when raised by helicopter parents, lawnmower parents or snowplow parents who raise their children with entitlement, lack of resilience, lack of executive function and a diluted or deranged sense of reality.

A newly graduated architecture student walked into his first job and when asked what he expected as his starting salary, responded with a delusional answer of "$200,000." This is a prime example of NDR (Non DNA Retardation), when someone is totally out of touch with reality.
A girl grew up sheltered all her life with her parents coddling her by accommodating her weird food phobias, one of them being her dislike for sauce. When she grew up and went off to college, the girl dropped out because all the food in the cafeteria had sauce. Her condition is known as NDR (Non DNA Retardation) because she cannot adapt to new environments.

NDR (Non DNA Retardation) by Petra Pavlov September 4, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007