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me and her, we will always be naswif.
NASWIF by anonymous October 18, 2022
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Past Nastification

(n.) The state or condition of one who has had sex with one's own grandmother in the 1950s, thus resulting in being one's own grandfather in the present/future. This condition may create genetic abnormalities.
Nibblonian: "It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather."
Fry: "I did do the nasty in the pasty!"
Nibbler: "Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe."
Fry: "So, I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?"
Nibblonian 1: "Yes. Except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock."
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The Best Guy You Will Ever Meet. Quiet When Need ,But Loud When Ever Necessary Like Deadpool. He Is Mans Best Friend. Also Very Good At Football.
Is That Nasif?
Yeah He’s The Best
Nasif by The Big Muffin May 3, 2019

Nastifugly 

A combination of nasty (butterface type), Fugly (fucking + ugly, meaning not easy on the eyes at all). So by combining these two terms, you form...God's broken mold...
1. That woman/guy is Nastifugly!
Nastifugly by T01011984 March 9, 2007
He's an extremely interesting person! Very friendly and funny, always there for his family and friends. He's open-minded, optimistic and creative. On the other hand, he can be manipulative due to his smartness and unique character. Cute with a great sence of fashion and an amazing taste in music. He could be arrogant but usually he's very down to earth. Very Romantic, any person would be lucky to have him as a lover!
I wish i could be like Nassif, he's such a great guy!
Nassif by El Nass December 10, 2012
Niggas Against Smokin' Weed In Public Places. Made popular from a song by Redman off the Muddy Waters album.
I'm goin to my NASWIPP meeting tonight, I'm tired of seein' those potheads smokin' weed out on the sidewalk.
NASWIPP by buffblo December 23, 2008
Niggas Against Smokin Weed in Public Places
"Man I ain't smokin that shit outside with the police rolling around, I'm a member of NASWIP."
NASWIP by Blaq101 March 29, 2009
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