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A person who is very attractive and usually wears a black hat (other hats are ok) and a Näkken usually gets rock hard by necrophilia.

A Näkken are supposed to throw condoms on "Olof" every day.

A Näkken likes only 4 things: Necrophilia, Fireball, "Pepparkaksdeg" and ballgags.
Oh look at that "Näkken over there! He is fucking a corpse and eating "pepparkaksdeg".

A "Näkken was at a store and looking after black hats
Näkken by Näkken December 6, 2017
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A skirt patterened after the blue & white checkered napkin material favored by the lady on the "Aunt Jemima" Pancake Box.
THING-FISH:
(pointing to his skirt)
(Fo' those of you unfamiliar wit de' nakkin,
Dis be de nakkin'!)
Frank Zappa, Thing-Fish
nakkin by Michael Zeleny February 11, 2004
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nakencrille 

Swedish slang for showing off his dick and wanting in public, in a hot, exhib and friendly way.
Gosh, Christofer, you're such a nakencrille, wanking like that! I really love it!
nakencrille by [spacelover] February 23, 2020

Juicy Nokken 

Also called a Slippery Nixie, Sloppy Näkki, or The Fiddler’s Happy Ending. The term refers to a sex act between two or more individuals where one kneels in a swamp or bog while dressed as a Nøkken, a mythological creature from nordic folklore, while playing a fiddle as their partner(s) vigorously try to masturbate to completion before the song is finished. If the song isn’t finished before their partner climaxes, the semen is mixed with swamp water or algae and rubbed onto the fiddle players face.
“Damn, did you hear Hans and Kristoff gave Johannes a Juicy Nokken last night?”
Juicy Nokken by Messy Fiddler November 9, 2022
She the most trustworthy girl she loyal and very nice she don't like liars and love tacos
Y'all look at Nakenya eating tacos.
Nakenya by Richcrackbaby March 9, 2017
From India for a man who licks whatever the food has been served on.
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mj:"so... how was ur date"

ankana:"well , he's the biggest nakkele i have eva met in my life, it was so fuckin embarrassin, sittin next to him!!!"
nakkele by its_aks November 11, 2005
a derogatory term used to describe homosexuals, common in northern europe (especially norway). see: fag
naken is such a fag
naken by kboy@kboy1.cjb.net January 18, 2004
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