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A person who is very attractive and usually wears a black hat (other hats are ok) and a Näkken usually gets rock hard by necrophilia.

A Näkken are supposed to throw condoms on "Olof" every day.

A Näkken likes only 4 things: Necrophilia, Fireball, "Pepparkaksdeg" and ballgags.
Oh look at that "Näkken over there! He is fucking a corpse and eating "pepparkaksdeg".

A "Näkken was at a store and looking after black hats
Näkken by Näkken December 6, 2017
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A skirt patterened after the blue & white checkered napkin material favored by the lady on the "Aunt Jemima" Pancake Box.
THING-FISH:
(pointing to his skirt)
(Fo' those of you unfamiliar wit de' nakkin,
Dis be de nakkin'!)
Frank Zappa, Thing-Fish
nakkin by Michael Zeleny February 11, 2004
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nakencrille 

Swedish slang for showing off his dick and wanting in public, in a hot, exhib and friendly way.
Gosh, Christofer, you're such a nakencrille, wanking like that! I really love it!
nakencrille by [spacelover] February 23, 2020

Juicy Nokken 

Also called a Slippery Nixie, Sloppy Näkki, or The Fiddler’s Happy Ending. The term refers to a sex act between two or more individuals where one kneels in a swamp or bog while dressed as a Nøkken, a mythological creature from nordic folklore, while playing a fiddle as their partner(s) vigorously try to masturbate to completion before the song is finished. If the song isn’t finished before their partner climaxes, the semen is mixed with swamp water or algae and rubbed onto the fiddle players face.
“Damn, did you hear Hans and Kristoff gave Johannes a Juicy Nokken last night?”
Juicy Nokken by Messy Fiddler November 9, 2022
She the most trustworthy girl she loyal and very nice she don't like liars and love tacos
Y'all look at Nakenya eating tacos.
Nakenya by Richcrackbaby March 9, 2017
From India for a man who licks whatever the food has been served on.
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mj:"so... how was ur date"

ankana:"well , he's the biggest nakkele i have eva met in my life, it was so fuckin embarrassin, sittin next to him!!!"
nakkele by its_aks November 11, 2005
a derogatory term used to describe homosexuals, common in northern europe (especially norway). see: fag
naken is such a fag
naken by kboy@kboy1.cjb.net January 18, 2004
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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