Myspam 

Any of the assorted crap received on MySpace, such as friend requests from people who want the highest friend count, strippers who want you to see (and pay) them via the web, adverts from bands, and inane messages from people who don't bother reading your profile.

Oh great. More myspam.

Myspam by Tony Cord February 1, 2006

MySpam 

All those shitty advertisements that you see in people's comments/or bulletins on Myspace. They include, but are not limited to:

-"omg i just found this website **dipshitphones.com** where i can download so many FRREEE ringtones its so awesome!! just click here dipshitphones.com and type in JEL21~ get a free ringtone duh. i got THIS IS WHY IM HOTT"

-"hey (insert myspace name here), do you recall when you asked me about those penis enlarger pills i was taking?? well i recently came across the website where i bought them at!! just go to INEEDPENIS.COM and tell them Larry sent you! good luck ;)"

-"HAVE A SUNNY DAY!!"

-"dude i just got this free $500 victorias secret gift card!! holy shit it was so easy i just went to jjke3l3l1.com and put in my personal information and they sent it straight to me! awesome you should try it"

CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS PEOPLE; IT'S THE HACKERS DOING ALL THIS. Besides, I'm sick of seeing all this MySpam.

MySpam by lurksteroni May 21, 2007

myspace spiral

A situation in which one
intends on viewing a single profile
on myspace but views that individuals
intriguing friends,
which forces one to investigate said profiles
until one forgets where they
started in the first place.
~O-O~

Damn that myspace spiral kicked my ass for hours~

myspace spiral by the marquis February 4, 2007

myspace hopping 

The act of jumping from one myspace to another for hours at a time. (Usually viewing the myspace of people you do not know and viewing pictures, but not commenting.) If done excessively, this would classify you as a myspace whore.

I was myspace hopping for hours last night, I know, I'm lame.

myspace hopping by MonicaBreanna January 25, 2006

myspaceturbating

1. Getting a weird amout of pleasure from looking at pictures of people you dont know on myspace.

2. Actually masturbation while looking at pictures of people you dont know on myspace

Nate has no friends, I bet he just sits home all day myspaceturbating.

myspaceturbating by Ian B... August 20, 2006

myspace moment 

Like a kodak moment, but for myspace. Happens pretty much anytime, all the time, whenever something just needs to be photographed and posted on myspace for tons of comments.

Girl 1: OMG! We're so hot and scenexcore right now, let's take some myspace pics.
Girl 2: Myspace moment!
Girl 1: ttly, <333

myspace moment by angiangiangi March 8, 2007

MySpace Skank 

Presumably promiscuous attention-whoring teenage female with enough pictures of her scantily body on her My Space to get Pete Townshend thrown in jail. This is often done in the hopes that pedophiles will tell them they are sexy.

Katie is such a MySpace Skank; did you see that thong shot in her pics?

MySpace Skank by GrammarPimp October 4, 2005