my right hand
My girlfriend.
my right hand by t68egkghvshgvg8ofwbccjc wdtfge May 4, 2017
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dating my right hand
when you are dating your right hand, it means you are single, so instead of having sex with a person, you have it with you right hand.
Guy who is dating: i got a date with lizzie tonight!
Guy who is dating his right hand: i am still dating my right hand.
Guy who is dating his right hand: i am still dating my right hand.
dating my right hand by !-Evan-! March 21, 2008
My phone flew to my left/right hand
Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections
My phone flew to my left/right hand by jabberwokey October 11, 2023
as right as my jerk hand
Brenda: You said we’re meeting at 1:30 for coffee, right?
Samuel: You’d be as right as my jerk hand with that.
Samuel: You’d be as right as my jerk hand with that.
as right as my jerk hand by wordfanagler January 2, 2019
mickey mousing
In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006
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Haram ball
A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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