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I love you my loser 

Something to say to your significant other when they are being a goof.
Ex1
Sam: Nathan i love you my loser
I love you my loser by CAAAARL March 5, 2018

I'm firing my laser! 

An exclamation used to inform one's friends that you've just had sex. It's also something you don't shout to a girl when you cum.
Person one: "Dude, I'm firing my laser!"

Person two: "Well done mate, well done!"

charging my laser 

I ran my hand up my throbbing, warm meat. I was charging my laser.
charging my laser by Caytie November 25, 2006

Laser My Ass 

Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.
“Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026