my dumbass

1. (pronoun) Used instead of I/me to refer to yourself when you are, in fact, a {{dumbass}}

my dumbass just tried to snort a line of salt like it was fucking coke

my dumbass by WordInventor#20000 October 26, 2022

my dumbass cat

bitch ass cat stuck in the fucking ceiling i dont even know how that mf got there

me:my dumbass cat is stuck in the ceiling for the love of god

my dumbass cat by midcap July 6, 2023

Hi my name is mostafa what is your name you dumbass 

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Hi my name is mostafa what is your name you dumbass

Hi my name is mostafa what is your name you dumbass by anonymous June 10, 2022

These dumbasses think my left leg accidents is what I... 

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These dumbasses think my left leg accidents is what I... by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

McDumbass 

(n.) A McDonald's employee who messes up orders.

These guys always screw up our orders! What a bunch of McDumbasses.

McDumbass by Shermanator239 July 27, 2010

Drinky McDumbass 

1. An executive whose success is primarily due to family and/or fraternal connections rather than merit.
2. As above, but specifically referring to George W. Bush.

Turn the channel -- I'm tired of listening to Drinky McDumbass.

Drinky McDumbass by VMarsch January 19, 2004

McDumbass 

The dumbass that has to open their car door in the drive through because their window doesn't work, then makes excuses for it.

I'm a McDumbass, sorry, my window doesn't work.

McDumbass by Carekey March 10, 2005