my computer 

What I spend all my free time watching Netflix on.

I love my computer.

my computer by the only smart person December 20, 2017

my computer is acting retarded 

An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.

Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike.

Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.

my computer is acting retarded by I hate boring chats March 17, 2009

MY COMPUTER IS DOING THE MEGA CHONKY 

when a computer is going slow. Because it hasn't been turned in a bit (a week).

man with computer: MY COMPUTER IS DOING THE MEGA CHONKY
another person: dam

MY COMPUTER IS DOING THE MEGA CHONKY by Oompiie April 1, 2021

is my computer on 

YES

A site that says if your computer is on.

is my computer on?
YES

is my computer on by NhehGuy June 20, 2018

Shut up and give me my computer back 

when someone doesn't give back your computer when you ask for it.

Hey April shut up and give me my computer back.

Shut up and give me my computer back by jdnsjcknknsd May 2, 2017

why is my computer so slow 

(1)the thing you say when you bought a shitty computer
(2) the thing kids say when you tell them their cardboard computer is real

(1) you: why is my computer so slow?!
your friend: shouldnt have bought it in a alley at 3 AM

(2) toddler: why is my applebook so slow? i bought the best one for 10.000 dollars
your mind: first, its cardboard, second, applebook isnt a company, third, you bought it with monopoly money

why is my computer so slow by hellothemeep March 19, 2020

HEY YOU GNATTS IN MY COMPUTER SCREEN.... GET OUT!!!! 

oops I hope I don't accidentally click "submit"

OH SHIT I HIT SUBMIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO AJKDFKNSFKLJHIURWINLIESJFJHUFFIKNDHIUSNRGHUONHUFDNSHIEUFNKSDNFFJNDHU JNEKF KSJNF KS KJFJSNEUENJKSLFN KSLG HEY YOU GNATTS IN MY COMPUTER SCREEN.... GET OUT!!!! JHJFSIGHSRNFJF

HEY YOU GNATTS IN MY COMPUTER SCREEN.... GET OUT!!!! by iminhellplshelpahhh July 16, 2024