my bean

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A person who you love and think is cute and beautiful.

You are my bean!

my bean by PerfectPeridot August 10, 2020

Words you can keep

My Bean

The most wonderful kind lady in the universe she is irreplaceable and I am the luckiest guy to have her

I want to kiss my bean

My Bean by King Moth December 16, 2022

FLICK MY BEAN

The act of masterbation by a female.

"I'm really stressed out. I need to take a bath and flick my bean"

FLICK MY BEAN by Scott June 3, 2004

rub my bean

slang for when a man or woman rubs a womans clitoris

janet: did u have sex with paul tonight?
michelle: no but im so horny im goin to go home and rub my bean

rub my bean by legal Beagle August 30, 2010

Flickin' my bean

Literally, it means to touch the clitoris. Figuratively, it means to sit around and do nothing.

"Hey are you busy today??"
"Nah, I'll just be in my room, flickin' my bean. Come by whenever"

Flickin' my bean by Kalos February 18, 2009

Netflix my bean

A solo version of netflix and chill. When your plans are to stay home and masturbate in front of the TV.

Vix: what are you doing tonight acacia?
Acacia: the usual plans. Gonna stay home and Netflix my bean!

Netflix my bean by Inflateus August 29, 2019

off my bean

High on MDMA or other drugs

That MD is Good, I'm off my bean.

off my bean by DMxo June 12, 2018

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026