My self 

U are a beautiful human being and every body loves u secretly and u have 17 people fighting over u right now thinking I hope they choose me

Guy1- wow look at her/ him 🤤
Guy2-i know right there so hot

They all want to look like u (my self)

Guy3-i call dibs
Guy4- no I call dibs I bet they like me more
Guy5-I hear they like so’n’so
Guy6-sh***********t!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy7- I wish I looked like that my self is ugly

My self by Elsie Murdoch December 18, 2019

My self 

I wanna kill it

I wanna kill my self

My self by Child moel ester July 1, 2020

My Self 

YOU... Are NOT that.

Hym "So, since you're all basically retarded, I made a visual to debunk this kind of assertion that my problem is myself. Because what you're doing is 'See, when I repeat the things HE SAID while I was not around... He is being made uncomfortable by HIS SELF!' This kind of thinking is what makes you a retard so, here:

*The thing you're doing*

You ---------------------------------------> Me

See how that works? And *The thing you are doing* is inbetween asterisks... Because it's a place holder for any specific action, right? It's like a variable. So, depending on what it is... You're a piece of shit... So, it is MY SELF... That is the problem... You're a piece of shit... Die today please. In a fire. Or a wood chipper. I don't really care where. Just do it. Do it today."

My Self by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

My self confidence 

There is no such thing

My dad is like my self confidence

My self confidence by ImNotJamesForGodsSake August 19, 2019

grope my self 

having to to take a leak relive one self

bro hang on I got to grope my self before we roll

grope my self by nitro2310s4 July 17, 2010

I can see my self in your bed 

a phrase you can use when you see hot person you want to have sex with or just want to cuddle and/or watch a movie with

example 1
Girl - I can see my self in your bed
Boy - yeah? In what way?
Girl - we can see a movie if you want to?

example 2
Girl - I can see my self in your bed
Boy - yeah? In what way?

Girl - wanna fuck?

I can see my self in your bed by Heyyyygirl123456789 July 9, 2019

Not to jack my self off

Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.

Not to jack my self off but I do have the nicest ‘69 mustang.

Not to jack my self off by Unk22 August 5, 2022