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My Baby Goose 

A Beautiful woman with a loving heart. Her beauty is pure and her heart is benevolent. She doesn’t admit she is beautiful, but if someone were to stare long enough, they would indeed fall in love with her gorgeous eyes, and sexy smile. She has curves that would make a holy man want to stray from his vows. When she looks at you your heart skips a beat. When she says your name its as if angels sing. When she touches you there is this feeling of falling that over comes you. When she kisses you, your stomach has a fluttering urge to lift off. When she makes love with you, no one else in the world exists; just you and her. For a split second of extreme nirvana your souls become one. When she says, "I love you", you're over whelmed with a warm numbness that feels like the sun exploding inside of you. Her heart is filled with rays of light, that she isn't afraid to show the world. She saves the rays of light for those who really count; her loved ones. She is willing to bend over backwards, just to see you smile. She allows herself to be completely open to the one person she calls her soul mate. She loves him unconditionally and will do anything for him. She brings happiness onto him; he never thought he could be as happy as he is with her. She is my heart. She is the one I will call the mother of my children. The one who will bring down the walls that surround me. She is the one who will save me. She is my soul mate, my happiness, my love. She is Lauren M. Simons; my baby goose.
You're the love of my life; you're my soul mate; I love you with all my heart Lauren, and that will never change.
I cant wait to start my life with you; you're my baby goose.
My Baby Goose by Lewellen April 28, 2011
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My Baby Goose 

A Beautiful woman with a loving heart. Her beauty is pure and her heart is benevolent. She doesn’t admit she is beautiful, but if someone were to stare long enough, they would indeed fall in love with her gorgeous eyes, and sexy smile. She has curves that would make a holy man want to stray from his vows. When she looks at you your heart skips a beat. When she says your name its as if angels sing. When she touches you there is this feeling of falling that over comes you. When she kisses you, your stomach has a fluttering urge to lift off. When she makes love with you, no one else in the world exists; just you and her. For a split second of extreme nirvana your souls become one. When she says, "I love you", you're over whelmed with a warm numbness that feels like the sun exploding inside of you. Her heart is filled with rays of light, that she isn't afraid to show the world. She saves the rays of light for those who really count; her loved ones. She is willing to bend over backwards, just to see you smile. She allows herself to be completely open to the one person she calls her soul mate. She loves him unconditionally and will do anything for him. She brings happiness onto him; he never thought he could be as happy as he is with her. She is my heart. She is the one I will call the mother of my children. The one who will bring down the walls that surround me. She is the one who will save me. She is my soul mate, my happiness, my love. She is Lauren M. Simons; my baby goose.
You're the love of my life; you're my soul mate; I love you with all my heart Lauren, and that will never change.
I cant wait to start my life with you, my baby goose.
My Baby Goose by Lewellen April 29, 2011
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026