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Derisive name for the ho that mothered your child when you have no intention of ever making an honest woman out of her.
Man, I'm too drunk to drive home tonight, I better call up my baby momma fo' a ride.
by vito90 April 30, 2003
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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