Mustard On A Turtle

When one dude covers his junk in mustard and another dude rubs it off with his hand and then licks the mustard off his hand.

"Mustard on a Turtle is like giving a blowjob by condiment proxy"

Mustard On A Turtle by Colonal Mustard December 1, 2009

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