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Mustache water 

Liquid(s) spawned in or collected in a mustache. A water-logged mustache. Mustache water is believed to have Danish origin - (In Danish: "Overskægsvand")

Mustache water is heavily associated with the Mustache splash, a violent release of Mustache water.
When Aaron came back to bed after brushing his teeth, he gave Rebecca a kiss full of refreshing mustache water.

She felt thoroughly mustache splashed.
Mustache water by Laerin August 10, 2010
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moustache water 

The perspiration of a moustache which is caught by the tounge and swallowed.
Geraldo Rivea survived on moustache water in the Iraqi desert.
moustache water by rob April 4, 2003

Water Moustache 

I invented this word over a year ago. But to me, it has already existed for quite a long time, even before I was born. The thing existed but the word didn't. Well it just did.

Basically, it's just sweat that forms on your upper lip. Or maybe even on your lower lip. I first thought about this when I was eating atva friend's house. Her sister cooked something spicy and while eating it, sweat formed on my upper and then that was when the term, "water moustache" was born. You're welcome.

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John: *slurps noodles* Man, I can't do this anymore. It's too hot.
Jim: Yeah, maybe you should stop. You're starting to get a water moustache there.
Water Moustache by Sai Lomochi December 2, 2018

watered down mustache 

a boy not yet a man trying to grow a mustache but it is greasy, stubbly, and thin. therefore you can visibly see the skin on the upper lip still.
shaney@hboilers.com has such a squritley watered down mustache. he looks like hes 4!
watered down mustache by harmicar August 23, 2008

Watering the Moustache 

The act of describing a runny nose after swimming all day long.
Dude, are you still watering the moustache!

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022