Mustache Cash Stash

When a fine young girl is dating an ugly creeper with a mustache, we call him her Mustache Cash Stash.
Guy 1: Dude, whats that hot piece of ass doing with that fat dude with the creepy mustache?
Guy 2: Oh, thats just her Mustache Cash Stash.
by Teh Big O June 01, 2021
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mustache cash stash

Dude we should call our band mustache cash stash
by Louiloui September 18, 2013
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