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Mushroom top 

Male masturnation technique wherein the man vigorously oscillates the palm of his hand solely on the tip of the penis. A pleasureful experience if done masterfully, and vice versa
Ed realized the tip of his dick is pretty sensitive, so he decided to polish the bishop mushroom top style this afternoon.
Words you can keep

mushroom top 

Term used to describe when fat chicks wear hip hugger pants and a short shirt. It describes the layer of fat that pokes out all the way around the mid section.
Don't you want to lick butter off that mushroom top?
mushroom top by Matt Booya December 26, 2005

Mushroom Top 

A term to descibe the image of a woman's flabby calves spilling over the top of a pair of boots. Similar to the term muffin top, except on one's legs.
Did you see her mushroom tops? Her legs barely fit in those boots. Her calves were pouring out the top.
Mushroom Top by ConnPark December 20, 2008

Mushroom Top 

The extreme version of Muffin Top. So extreme the top half grows from the head down then abruptly stops at the hips( like a mushroom ) to reveal thinner, and possibly even nice legs. Gravitational wise.. we don't know how this is possible. But many have proved gravity wrong by this odd shaped silhouette. Also known as Toad Stool.
"Wow, she has nice legs considering what her top half looks like."

"I know, she has a mushroom top, that's why she wears short skirts and then baggy sweatshirts."


Mushroom Top by mdez March 24, 2009

mushroom top 

The top of one's penis named as such because the top resembles a mushroom.
Stop touching my mushroom top faggat!
mushroom top by joe smo June 16, 2003

Button Top Mushroom 

A penis that resembles small mushroom with a big round head.
I tried to enjoy it but he had a Button Top Mushroom for a dick

mushroomtip 

The metus, or "head" of a penis. The part that might be the subject of domes.
drip drip drip goes my mushroom tip
mushroomtip by mushroom master July 30, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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