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murder she wrote 

murder she wrote “ is a reference to something going correctly. the phrase ‘ murder she wrote ‘ means whoever SHE is planned and wrote it down.
“ And I asked her what the dick did and murder she wrote
And she wanna give me mo' head but my dick hurt her throat “ - tay k ;murder she wrote
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Murder She Wrote 

Murder she wrote means a few things..
1. A precipitated recipe of murder that planned out correctly.
2. A woman who "ghosts" a man without reason and breaks his heart and dates another man. Which makes the ghosted man wanting to murder each man she dates .
3. Or fucking the shit out of a female and than leaving her ghosted.
Man! That bitch Leah fucking Jaba the Hut Murder she wrote .

Shon fucked my best friend Ang the hoe murder he wrote

Fucked Shorty so good Murder she wrote man
Murder She Wrote by Shawty 4 April 1, 2022

murder she wrote 

when you or one of your squad members destroy a girl's pussy and want to use a relevant term for it:
Dude 1:"I asked her if it hurt and she just moaned."
Dude 2:"Damn, murder she wrote."
murder she wrote by nextgenshit September 29, 2017

Murder she wrote 

murder she wrote would technically mean “her lost” but I wouldn’t recommend saying it to your mom or something because there talking about its “her lost” for not having sex with them. Or kiss them soooo…
She came to my house and left murder she wrote.
We were in bed together but she ran away from me murder she wrote
Saw this cute girl at the street and asked for her number she said no murder she wrote
Murder she wrote by Whatawonder February 12, 2022

Murder, She Wrote 

The best show ever starring the coolest lady in the world, Angela Lansbury.
Kid 1: Did you catch "Murder, She Wrote" last night? I missed it.
Kid 2: Yea it was the shit! Jessica found another murderer and saved Cabot Cove just in time.
Kid 1: She might as well be Jesus.
Murder, She Wrote by K.C.B October 2, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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