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Muppet Fuck 

Basically a drop in replacement for the word retard.
That guys such a muppet fuck
Muppet Fuck by newky2k May 22, 2006

muppet fuck 

sex which is carried out with the good natured humor and exuberance of a muppet. also can refer to sloppy sex which still manages to be very pleasurable.
we bumped heads a couple of times, and ended up laughing. he kept making these weird faces on purpose. all in all it was a muppet fuck. i think he's a keeper.
muppet fuck by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

Fuck Muppet 

A Fuck Muppet is a female who loves to fuck and to be fucked. More than just a normal girl. A Fuck Muppet LIVES for sex. She worships cock. She idolizes jizz. If she can't have sex, she will masturbate like Pee Wee Herman whacked out on E in an adult bookstore . Fuck Muppet is not a derogatory comment to a Fuck Muppet. In fact, it is taken as a compliment.
Me: "How was your da...HOLY BAT SHIT...WHATHAFU...*Happy sigh*"

Fuck Muppet: (On her knees, devouring my cock like a hungry animal) "Mmmmffgll grmmmmmm cmmmc...mmmmm"
Translation: "Shut up and give me cock. My fingers hurt, I've melted all the candles, and there is no phallic shaped fruit left in the house."

Me: "Yes MA'AM! Anything for my beautiful Fuck Muppet!"

Fuck Muppet: "(Gaaaa goooo)"
Translation: "Thank you."

Fuck Muppet 

one who acts like nOOb; idiotic by nature; a chumpstain
Y'all a bunch of Fuck Muppets and retards, thinking the Eagles are going to win the SuperBowl this year.
Fuck Muppet by Mr Quigley April 27, 2007

fuck muppet 

A varient of fuck monkey also a way of calling somebody stupid, but cooler.
Bob is such a fuck monkey.
Dammit, shut up John you fuck monkey!

Fuck Muppet 

An insult meant to beguile and confound. But ask yourself, if someone called you a fuck muppet, you'd probably feel confused and insulted.
Hey Tony, come here; get a load of this fuck muppet.

Hey, fuck muppet!