Mummy Dick 

The appearence of one's dick when cleaning one's dick with toilet paper or kleenex after sex.

I was cleaning my junk with toilet paper after sex and the pieces of paper that got stuck made it look like a mummy dick. So I chased my girlfriend around the room with it.

Mummy Dick by dohboy69 August 27, 2009

Mummy Dick 

Wrapping your penis in toilet paper to prevent it from touching an unsanitary surface.

Yo man. I took a nap on the shitter today and went full mummy Dick cuz that bowl was nasty

Mummy Dick by Naught Parrot October 18, 2018

Mummy Dick 

7-11 or a convenience store hot dog. Which has been cooking for so long it now resembles a mummy dick.

I'm so hungry I could eat a mummy dick.

Mummy Dick by Indiequeen13 June 10, 2016

mummy dick 

the term used to describe the way your junk looks after gold bonding

I used a lot of gold bond, got me some mummy dick

mummy dick by goombotz August 18, 2009

Mummy Dick

When ones penis has to be wrapped to be wrapped in toilet paper because secretion is so bad.

Hey man to man to the clinic, I have a bad case of Mummy Dick.

Mummy Dick by Onearmedcat October 28, 2025

Mummy Dick

When you have an STD, and your penis leaks so bad that you have to wrap it up in toilet paper.

Rob BOB: Can you take me to the clinic I have a bad case of mummy dick.

Mummy Dick by Onearmedcat November 1, 2025

Mummy Dick Cheese 

When someone cleans their dick after jacking off or sex and paper is left on the penis, it's referred to as Mummy Dick. However, if the dick isn't cleaned after, the paper may slowly develop into something similar to smegma, giving the individual Mummy Dick Cheese.

My girl was about to blow me last night, but when she pulled down my pants, I had that Mummy Dick Cheese.

Mummy Dick Cheese by Richard Gouda October 28, 2016