Mullet Ho

Uncontrollable sexual desire for Mullets.
Loves Mullets, doesn’t care what it’s attached to.

“That’s a hot guy”
“Nah, he’s pretty ugly”
“I don’t care what he looks like, he’s got a Mullet”
“You’re a Mullet Ho”

Mullet Ho by TheWizOfAus April 24, 2022

mullet home

a home with finer building materials, such as brick, in the front but with lesser materials, such as vinyl siding, on the sides and rear.

Did you see that new subdivision full of "Luxury" mullet homes and McMansions that popped up near the highway?

mullet home by eme jota ce October 16, 2009

horse mullet 

An ugly 80s haircut that is short on top and long in the back on a horse's head.

Did you see that haircut on that thorough breed? That horse mullet looks as if Seabiscuit had serious business deals in the front and parties in back.

horse mullet by JimmyJibbles November 23, 2016

hockey mullet 

The infamous mullet originated with hockey players, as they needed short hair on top so their helmets would fit snugly and long hair in back to keep their necks warm.

The hockey mullet inspired and greatly influenced hairstyles in the 80's and early 90's.

hockey mullet by Fang1 March 2, 2016

Honkeycunt Mullet 

When a black guy farts a juicy one in a plastic bag and puts it over a girls head, then hits her so hard she farts and passes out and then fucks her. Then after gives her a mullet while shes passed out,after she awakes he punches out her front teeth with brass knuckles. Usually she dies.

bob: Dude, i didn't know I'd kill Janie after giving her a Honkeycunt Mullet.

Ashley: Oh my god. I didnt think i would survive that Honkeycunt Mullet, lets do it again.

Honkeycunt Mullet by Spensabertooth May 6, 2009

Homie g dawg mullet

A white person that has a mullet.

Wazzap Homie G Dawg Mullet.

Homie g dawg mullet by David Gross May 26, 2003

Hot Mullet Sandwhich

A sandwich originating from the panhandle of Florida is known to cause intense emotions of partying and debauchery on every bite. A favorite of the political working class. Can also be used to describe how someone looks.

That staff meeting was a Hot Mullet Sandwhich!

Hot Mullet Sandwhich by walter23456 October 18, 2023