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The act of cutting off one's penis, usually in a public place such as a restaurant or a bus station, during a fit of rage.

An unnecessarily large knife is often used to enhance the effect, and the 'Mogger' may choose to then consume the amputated genitalia for the same reason.

Should be used in the context 'to go Moggins'.
If she gives me any more hassle about that spreadsheet I'm just going to go Moggins on her ass...
Moggins by CaptainSplatpants October 31, 2011
Lying down on a bench when doing so might be considered disrespectful and/or contemptuous.
The man was reprimanded by a fellow traveler for mogging on the bus.
Mogging by TheCaymanPope September 8, 2019

Migginsworth 

The most lethal and dangerous block in the world. only RN can come and go from Migginsworth
“Aye let’s drive down to migginsworth?”
“We can’t vro we not from there. well get ran up on by Theron’a savages”
Migginsworth by Benny Harlem November 15, 2018
when you get a nasty pump and out-angel another person making them look little compared to you
chad:” poor dude over there i was mogging the fuck out of him”
james:”oh yeah,you look 10 times bigger
mogging by aplha kenny buddy March 19, 2021
The act of having huge muscles and showing them off in public. Typically by flexing and doing bodybuilding poses.
Bro did you see Arnold on the beach? He was straight up moggin on everybody.
Moggin by Swoledaddy94 February 20, 2022

Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins 

1) A moron, idiot, dumbass, and overall stupid.

2) A human who accidentally got into santa's bag, and was raised by elves, who because of his human form, cannot make toys as fast as the elves and is inferior.

3) An inferior toy-maker.
Buddy: "Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toy-maker in the world. I'm a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins."
Elf: "No Buddy, you're not a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins. We all just have different talents, that's all."
moggis by the avrg neo-nazi August 30, 2023
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