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verb (passive): to be smothered by a woman's muff in an unpleasant or aggressive manner (NB: usually ref.s to the muff of an obese woman)
"What happened to Chris last night?"
"Oh, dude, he was wasted at the bar and got picked up by this minging fat bitch!"
"Oh man, is he a plumper humper?"
"No dude, I bet she totally muffled him."
by Isaac Newton's Grundle April 06, 2009
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Taken in the contest of the song Baby's Got Back by Sir-Mix-Alot he is referring to Florence Griffith Joyner a track athlete in the 1988 Olympics who defiantly fits all the other descriptions of what he likes in women mentioned in that song. Not some soda why on earth would you want to keep your women like a soda anyway?
You can have them bimbos,
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
by Pdough May 15, 2006
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When one female block's another female's access to a male: i.e. the female equivalent of cock block.
I was flirting with Dan when I was muffled by Stacy. Fucking bitch!
by Lou Renzo January 27, 2008
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also know as a one hiter quiter to be hit once and instantly hit the ground from a punch or vicious kick or even a blunt object.
He Keep messin wit me and imma muffled his ass!
by Youngbleeze September 26, 2006
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