Muffled 

verb (passive): to be smothered by a woman's muff in an unpleasant or aggressive manner (NB: usually ref.s to the muff of an obese woman)

"What happened to Chris last night?"
"Oh, dude, he was wasted at the bar and got picked up by this minging fat bitch!"
"Oh man, is he a plumper humper?"
"No dude, I bet she totally muffled him."

Muffled by Isaac Newton's Grundle April 6, 2009

muffled 

When one female block's another female's access to a male: i.e. the female equivalent of cock block.

I was flirting with Dan when I was muffled by Stacy. Fucking bitch!

muffled by Lou Renzo January 11, 2009

muffled 

also know as a one hiter quiter to be hit once and instantly hit the ground from a punch or vicious kick or even a blunt object.

He Keep messin wit me and imma muffled his ass!

muffled by Youngbleeze October 16, 2006

muffled trumpet 

The result of a person farting with a dick in their butt.

Tom's choice of beans last night resulted in a bad case of muffled trumpets when he was getting pounded by Jerry.

muffled trumpet by Josh Hudes March 16, 2008

Muffled banshee 

When your doing your girl doggy style and you ass punch with your middle finger inserting into her rectum and she screams into the pillow like a banshee

Last night my wife asked for something new so I gave her a muffled banshee.

Muffled banshee by Ah350z66 September 6, 2014

Muffled noises of gorilla violence 

The ancient art of muffled noises of gorilla violence is something few can master, it's been taught for generation after generation in the suburbs of Detroit.

When performing an act such as muffled noises of gorilla violence, one must be very careful, anyone will recognize it instantly and will report to the media about their new discovery which will make them millions.

Hey Mark! I think i can hear muffled noises of gorilla Violence over there!

Really! We have to Jet over there my Jordan, this is seriously poggers!

Muffled noises of gorilla violence by MynameisnotJohannes April 19, 2021

muffled fart 

When a male eats out a females butt and she happens to fart.

hey jan wanna go and give me a muffled fart

muffled fart by goldbrood77 May 28, 2008