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Muffin Buffin 

The act of buffin' the female muffin, most often in reference to a chick whose muffin you should not be buffin. Though, not always. Buffin' should have an apostrophe to signify the absence of the letter G.
Having sex and reaching climax, with a chick.
Polishing the poonanny.
Could also refer to cunnilingus.
Cannot in any way refer to sex between gay men, as they have no muffin to buff.
Can refer to lesbian sex, as they are both well-stocked.
Holy shit! I just saw two chicks neck-deep, muffin buffin' each other!
It's easy for a girl to determine you've been muffin buffin' with somebody when you give her VD for Valentine's Day.
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Muffin Buffin 

The female act of masturbation is precisely described as this.
A Man can also brag to his friends upon providing such pleasure to her to his friends by accomplishing this exercise effectively like a boss upon successfull fingering orgasm.
I gave this Lady a propper Muffin Buffin last night
Muffin Buffin by Sir.G March 5, 2021

muffin buffin' 

While her husband was in France, Mrs.Logan-Price frequently engaged in muffin buffin'.

muffin buffin' bookshelf  

A series of mental images a girl will use to pleasure herself in the shower. This can be compared to the masculine term: Spank Bank.
Girl 1: "Oh damn girl did you see Robert Downy Jr. in Iron man?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I'm putting that on my muffin buffin' bookshelf "

buffin muffin 

The act of having anal while the person receiving the penis in the butt is actively "Taking a dump"
Dude sarah pulled a Buffin Muffin on me
buffin muffin by RyanisDum December 19, 2016

Buffin' the Muffin

Since Kasey wasn't home after work, Laurel decided it was time for a little bit of buffin' the muffin.
Buffin' the Muffin by Jyynx September 22, 2008

Buffin the Muffin 

While there are tons of endearing terms for male masturbation, why are there so few for female masturbation? It's time we bring Buffin the Muffin into mainstream lingo for the ladies.
While he was choking the chicken, she was buffin the muffin.
Buffin the Muffin by NatraLee February 17, 2015