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Muffcabage

Muffcabage is an expression originating from new jersey. Used by house wives in jersey to insult one another, Muffcabage has many definitions. 1. A woman's vagina that is very big. 2 A retard or stupid person. 3 A woman who over tans herself. loves sex. digs guys who where Ed harvy and get their hair done in a slut like way.
1.Oh, She is such a muffcabage

2. Your nothing, your just Muffcabage
Muffcabage by AJERSEYTHING November 21, 2010

muff cabage

Like calling someone a dirty vagina. Cabage pronounced in a jersey accent of saying 'garbage'
You little tramp, your muff cabage.
muff cabage by double z October 15, 2010

muffcabbage 

Me and Ike saw the mom getting a parking ticket, and she called the cop a muffcabbage.
muffcabbage by rachelg10 October 15, 2010

Muff Cabage

What does Muff Cabage mean?

Its a jersey thing
Muff Cabage by maxwellsmack October 15, 2010

Muffcabbage 

According to southpark....
It's a jersey thing.
It's an insult and depending on context it could mean a vagina, slut, hore, trash , trashy hore
You f***ing muffcabbage!
Muffcabbage by jksp October 21, 2010

muffcabbage 

An insult, made up by the people of New Jersey. It is calling you a dirty vagina. A muff is a vagina and cabbage is..cabbage. Therefore, it is either a dirty vagina or a vagina with cabbage in it.
You've got cabbage in your muff you muffcabbage!
muffcabbage by Rxmcr December 14, 2010

Muff Cabage

What angry people from New Jersey say when they get a parking ticket
Muff Cabage by ChrisLeV October 15, 2010
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