The
emotional manifestation of guilt and sadness created by ingesting mass quantities of
preservative riddled, grease drenched or excessively sweet foods. The term
originally derived from the proverbial muffins that were sold in the vending machine of "The Great Collapse's" jam space.
Luke: Dude, I'm totally muffering. I just ate a whole bag of
ketchup chips.
Caroline: And yet your still tempted to go for
Chester Chicken?
Luke: Maybe then I'll escape the memories of my grandmother's death.
Darcy: I just got fired,
I'm going to go KFC it off.
Caroline: You'll be muffering about that later.