Mufasering 

An act of betraying someone by dropping him/her off of a high place.

"Mufasering", geddit?

Mufasering by Sup-AsiaCoolie February 20, 2021

mufasaing 

During sex you bring your partner close to an orgasm then whisper into their ear, "Long live the king." After that you break apart and deny them their orgasm.

Man I was so close to my climax then my girl tried mufasaing me.

mufasaing by Zepahric July 14, 2017

muffering 

The emotional manifestation of guilt and sadness created by ingesting mass quantities of preservative riddled, grease drenched or excessively sweet foods. The term originally derived from the proverbial muffins that were sold in the vending machine of "The Great Collapse's" jam space.

Luke: Dude, I'm totally muffering. I just ate a whole bag of ketchup chips.

Caroline: And yet your still tempted to go for Chester Chicken?
Luke: Maybe then I'll escape the memories of my grandmother's death.

Darcy: I just got fired, I'm going to go KFC it off.

Caroline: You'll be muffering about that later.

muffering by xenialarouge November 5, 2009

Mufflering 

A man who farts up his nose while auto-fellating himself usually for sexual pleasure, but sometimes by accident

Ricky is in his room mufflering. I can't believe he can suck his own cock and then farts in his own face to kick it up a level.

Mufflering by Sir Hampton July 5, 2010

Mufflering 

The act of taking a pull from a vaporizer tank without use of a protective drip tip and/or top cap.

Basically putting the lips on hot metal tube and inhaling vapor.

Dude...I'm so high, I almost started mufflering my vape RDA without the top cap. My lips would have been burnt and blistered like a herpes outbreak.

Mufflering by LordFinesse78 June 7, 2018