Mufalatta 

Slang for homosexual

“This is because your son is a mufalatta”

Mufalatta by Jeff the slater October 12, 2020

Malattach 

v. to attach, as in a document to an email, incorrectly.

I should have checked that email, especially considering my propensity to malattach documents.

Malattach by SRB ESQ January 13, 2009

Muffaletta 

Same as a muffuletta! This is an adopted Spanglish variation of puñeta to refer to masturbating a vagina by inserting fingers or an object in it! It can be done on oneself or by a partner.

Luisa gave herself a muffaletta with an eggplant until she came and sprayed the Siamese cat laying in front of her!

Muffaletta by Jesus Fabian Celis Iuit June 23, 2023

muffaletta 

The sexual act of "motorboating" a vagina by pushing one's mouth between the vaginal lips and shaking the head rapidly from side to side while making a vigorous "brr" sound with the lips.

So, he went down on you?

Yes, he gave me a muffaletta.

muffaletta by numero July 12, 2012

mulattanese 

A person who is of Black, White, and Asian descent.

Mulattanese come from the world mulatto, meaning half-black half-white.. Add the "ese" for the Asian blood and you've got "mulattanese"..

mulattanese by Some Mulattanese Girl July 8, 2004

muffaletta 

the cheese like substance in a girl's vagina when she has an infection.

Yo you go down on Chelsea?

-Brody

Hell yea, her muffaletta was soggy and sour.
-Shea

muffaletta by chs 4 liiiiifeee April 20, 2010

splitting the muffaletta 

A coworker once suggested that the muffaletta sandwich at the local deli was too big for him to eat. He suggested that another male coworker "split the muffaletta" with him. We all loved the way that sounded for numerous reasons and can envision various definitions of the term. The actual act of splitting a sandwich with another male would seem very homosexual in nature. One wonders where does it stop - splitting a bowl of soup, an ice cream cone, a cold beverage, etc..

The act of "splitting the muffaletta" could be the act of entering a very hairy pubic area; taking on a very tough work project, ie, "this spreadsheet looks hard, looks like we are going to have the split the muffaletta!" Or, taking a crap when you butt cheeks are pimple ridden and pock marked - "I just ate tacos, now ive got to go split the muffaletta."

splitting the muffaletta by muffaletta boy February 6, 2014