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Mud beard

Mud beard is when you lick the anus and a hemroird burst into the beard of the mans beard
I was eating some ass and got me a mud beard!
by Archerforpresident February 26, 2017
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Mudbeard

Characteristics include: Overweight and slovenly. Unemployed and on welfare. Zero job/ life skills. (BUT) These fat, lazy motherfuckers decided that all they have to do to earn the tough, racist, hardworking goodolboy redneck badge, is to grow a duck dynasty beard and start wearing rebel flags.

They eqrned nothing. These guys are just fedoras in disguise.
Attention REAL Workers, rednecks, and racists: It's open season on all unemployed, welfare bum, fake real men MUDBEARDS!

Carry clippers on your person, next to the .45. It's time they get sent back to fedora and sweatpants land.
by Bruce Fitzgerald Cook October 14, 2021
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