Mudbeard

Characteristics include: Overweight and slovenly. Unemployed and on welfare. Zero job/ life skills. (BUT) These fat, lazy motherfuckers decided that all they have to do to earn the tough, racist, hardworking goodolboy redneck badge, is to grow a duck dynasty beard and start wearing rebel flags.

They eqrned nothing. These guys are just fedoras in disguise.

Attention REAL Workers, rednecks, and racists: It's open season on all unemployed, welfare bum, fake real men MUDBEARDS!

Carry clippers on your person, next to the .45. It's time they get sent back to fedora and sweatpants land.

Mudbeard by Bruce Fitzgerald Cook October 14, 2021

mudbear

A white man who dates or has sexual relations exclusively with black women

That mudbear does'nt have anything to do with white women, but he's always hitting up on black chicks

mudbear by theshadow49 December 3, 2010

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Mud beard

Mud beard is when you lick the anus and a hemroird burst into the beard of the mans beard

I was eating some ass and got me a mud beard!

Mud beard by Archerforpresident February 26, 2017

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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