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Mrs. Johnson 

A bitchy fat ugly cunt who thinks she's pretty because of her fake plastic eyes. She screams like a bitch whos burning.
Whenever you walk past her tell her to take off her dumb cakey foundation and plastic eyes. She has a large shark nose full of snakes.
"Loxford School has the most dumbest headteacher. She must be a fucking rat"

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Mrs. Johnson 

A fat retarded science teacher. She likes to believe that she's not fat and retarded at her job, but we all know that she's a whore on the inside.
When I talk about the devil and Osama Binladin mating and having a kid, I'm talking about Mrs. Johnson.

Mrs. Johnson 

The most annoying bitch in the 9 realms. If you think you have a bad teacher then think again. The amount of bullshitery achieved by Mrs. Johnson will leave you wanting to kill yourself.

Exp. "You can listen to musical, but it has to be on the Chromebooks and it has to be clean."
Holy fucking shit I hate Mrs. Johnson so fucking much.
Mrs. Johnson by Big_B00ty January 13, 2020

The Mrs Johnson Show 

The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her experiences about herself falling. Literally.
“Ladies and gentlemen, The Mrs Johnson Show! Hosted and directed by Mrs Johnson!”
The Mrs Johnson Show by ACTethx September 26, 2020

The Mrs Johnson Show 

The show in class that the English teacher makes less about her students’ grades falling, and more about her own experiences about herself falling. Literally.
“Ladies and gentlemen, the Mrs Johnson show!”
*Mrs Johnson enters carrying a stack of exam papers, tripping herself along the way.*
The Mrs Johnson Show by ACTethx September 29, 2020

Mrs. Johnston's new hat 

A prince albert piercing
Hey Orel, how's Mrs. Johnston's new hat?
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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