To invite someone over, or to stay the night, under the premise of sex, only to not make it past 2nd base the entire night. Must be done at least three times in order to be considered Mr. President sex.
Jimmy invited me over last night and made it seem like there’d be some P in V action. Instead he just Mr. President sexed me.
Someone with a lot of power, influence, leverage or generally factors that make people want something from them. Usually used not necessarily in a long-term description but rather when someone suddenly goes from average/irrelevant to highly sought after.
"You're talking to the next CEO. My phone can't stop ringing. I'm Mr. Sex now."
"Ever since John won the Lottery, he's basicallyMr. Sex."
"Nobody gives a shit about Plini, bro. I'm Mr. Sex."
mr sexy jura: hello my name is mr sexy jura and I just beamed you you are not getting money back hahhahahahah get out of my way i have to scam more people
That serendipitous friend that out of nowhere captivates your soul.
A man with a super strong memegame, and a renowned quick draw on the perfect GIF.
Cultivator of the beard you want when you grow up.
The person that is your first though in the morning and your last thought at night.
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."