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The best band director in all of the land, leading his loyal band to victory in their competitions. A very sensibly fashionable man, particularly associated with the phrase "U won't", he makes a living off of making children cry, especially when the clarinet section only has one player in it (please end my suffering.)
Guy 1: "Did you see the band director at our school?"
Guy 2: "Yeah I did! He is such a Mr. Ross!"
Guy1: "Dude, I love Mr. Ross!!"

i got the honey you got the honey but i got the sugar you might got those but i got creamy peanut butter croissant nutela beans mitsubishi materials yall got all those but you forgot about the macaroni and cheese what the fuck mmm creamy italian cheddar cheese brbrbrbrbr heinz tomato ketchup i got the nilla wafers mom cooked the beenie weenies
Mr. Ross by heyitzcam December 14, 2021

Pulling a Mr. Ross 

"Pulling a Mr. Ross" is hitting, abandoning, or sending a child away. This WAS an inside joke but it soon started being passed around by friends and has become a bit popular in Discord Servers.
"Pulling a Mr. Ross" is hitting, abandoning, or sending a child away. This WAS an inside joke but it soon started being passed around by friends and has become a bit popular. The term was made about a character of mine and his father who mistreated him unlike his loving and caring mother. The definition is meant to be a joke and not to offend anyone, I apologize if it does and all characters mentioned are fictional.

Example and Origin:
Origin: Mr. Ross, is not a very great father. This started as a joke coined around by a few people and became a bit large. It is often used in jokes about yeetus(ing) the fetus and should be used with caution.
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"I swear if this baby touched me one more time i'll pull a Mr. Ross."

"The baby ain't even do anything, girl bye-"
Pulling a Mr. Ross by WetAssPara. November 5, 2020

Mr. Van Rossum 

Me: What history movie did Mr. Van Rossum leave for us to watch?

Sub: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Me: I want to be as awesome a teacher as this guy.

Mr.rossiter 

The best teacher at brairwood elemtary and will never be topped by any other teacher...did I mention he is awesome!?!
Mr.rossiter is the best teacher....like ever
Mr.rossiter by donthegod June 30, 2016

Mr rosser 

The pe teacher who thinks he has won 73 Nobel prizes for his shitty jokes.
No one at everest rates him because he teaches pe theory and thinks hes funny like kian. The kind of guy to wear speedos.
Mr rosser by Its.scr November 20, 2019