Mr. Quiggles Share definition Flag Another name for a hermaphrodite that frequently masturbates anally and pets V-Bears in him/her spare time. Honey is that a guy or girl, no it is a Mr. Quiggles. Mr. Quiggles by crosk November 28, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Mr. Quiggles mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch