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When you're doing a girl in the butt, reach your hand over and pull her nose up like a pig-snout and ask her, "What's your name?"

A suitable response is, "They call me Mr. Pig!!!" said in a squeal.
What's your name, bitch?!" "They call me Mr. Pig!!!!!
Mr. Pig by The True Mr. Pig September 2, 2010
Words you can keep

THEY CALL ME MR PIG!!!

Timone: Oh no you called him pig
Pumba: Did You Just Call me pig?
Pumba: THEY CALL ME MR PIG!!! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
When someone is fucking their partner from behind and grabs their nose to make a pig face.
What's your name?" "They call me MR PIG!
Mr Pig by AlShJuJe August 29, 2010

Mr. Chi Pig 

Canadian punk rock legend. Lead singer in the band SNFU, standing for Society No Fucking Use. Based in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Ever see the movie 'Open up and say "Mr. Chi Pig" ?
Mr. Chi Pig by WinlikeSheen July 29, 2011
A nub who is from Quebec and doesn’t teach French and rages at people that rye their shoes in the hall. He Was named pidgeon because of his bird sized brain
Mr pigeon is a nun because he yelled at a kid for tyeing his shoes
Mr pigeon by Saucybagel64 May 4, 2022

mr pigglestein 

A pig with a huge dick and his just literally awesome and is a pimp daddy nothing can stop this pig.
That guy over there is so mr pigglestein.
mr pigglestein by Mr.Pigglestein March 14, 2017
She is a little bitch with a small dick
She need to shut the fuck with her crusty lips
Mr.piggy by Hi bitchs January 13, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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