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The literal greatest teacher ever conceived by God. He shows us memes every Friday.
Anthony: Mr. Maaaaaal
Mr. Mal: *trips on cord* Oh, hey Anthony
Mr. Mal by Mr. Mal's greatest student November 26, 2019
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Mr. Malis 

A child pedophile that works at Abington Jr High
Mr. Malis told the girl to bend over
Mr. Malis by Daddy Malis April 5, 2019

Mr. O'Malley 

Mr. O'Malleycatis an Alleycat.
That stoner is a Mr. O'Malley.
Mr. O'Malley by The Waldorks July 19, 2016

Mr Malteser 

A teacher of math and science that's not white and usually can't pronounce the word calculator.
Wow, he can't pronounce that? Must be Mr Malteser
Mr Malteser by writerkilljoy May 23, 2019

Mr. Wilson or George the Male Karen

Mr. Wilson is a man who is part of the neighborhood watch program and does not like anyone in his yard. He will use his 2nd amendment rights and is quick to claim self defense. He "walks" his pets near your house and will stare at your guess to see who you have over and if they fit the description of being "thugs" and will try to know more about you and your family by asking a lot of questions.

George: Nosey and privileged men who takes things into their own hands like they are vigilantes instead of by law. They see things they do not agree with and argues or protest against it publicly with threats. They often uses the term "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" in response to brutality.
There goes "Mr. Wilson or George the male Karen" staring out his window again. I should wave at his nosey self.

Ok "Mr. Wilson or George the male Karen", you are the one who followed me around the neighborhood like a cop. I didn't do anything.

Mr Malcom 

The teacher who marks your tests after you graduate. Talks in a monotone voice.
John: Mr Malcom hasn't marked out tests yet.

Jim: Dude, it's been 3 years you still want that?
Mr Malo(Also known as Emjejac)
Some Hispanic 15 yr old guy who makes random gaming videos (even though hes not that good at them)
And that guy
Me: Hey do you watch Mr Malo?
Friend: Mr Malo? Who is that?
Me: you don’t know who mr malo is 🤦 ♂️
He’s literally the best youtuber ever Ora Ora

Mr malo: that guy
Mr Malo by Juggabuns April 2, 2022
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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