Mr. Fitz

The stupid ass math teacher who ruins all your happiness everyday.
He probably has a meth lab in his file cabinet and snorts cocaine before you come to class.
He gets bullied by the students and looks like he wants to overdose or take a toaster bath.

I really don't want to go to Mr. Fitz's class today!

Why does Mr. Fitz hate me so much?

Mr. Fitz by depressedturtle May 20, 2019

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Mr. Fitz

Mr. Fitz is a spanish teacher at Iona Prep. Mr. Fitz is young as hell and he is straight out of Tulane College. He is a big Pelicans fan and is a virgin. He teaches Spanish and Geometry. Mr. Fitz was a STEP kid so he doesn’t know any of your core teachers, so don’t ask him. Mr. Fitz acts really seriously until the right moment comes, then he will show his age and will make an unfunny joke.

“Wow dude you’re so lucky, you’re in Mr. Fitz’s class”

Mr. Fitz by beastboy112 January 16, 2019

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Mr.Fitz

The hottest teacher that you wish you had!

Hes such a Mr.Fitz

Mr.Fitz by yockbabe January 1, 2012

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Mr.Fitz

A SEXY man who who always has the hottest hair styles and the hottest outfits

WOW YOUR SUCH A MR.FITZ

Mr.Fitz by URMOMOMOMOMOMOM March 21, 2022

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Mr Fitzy

An IT teacher who always make tea and hobnobs for the other teachers. He can also fix a computer in any issue.

Mr Fitzy is needed in the English Corridor I repeat Mr Fitzy is needed in the English corridor.

Mr Fitzy by Deirdre Smith March 14, 2019

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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