Mr. Boston

An extremely cheap rum, used for two purposes:

1) Keeping it classy.
2) Making it unclassy.

Mr. Boston is best enjoyed with a monocle and tophat.

I bought 3 bottles of Mr. Boston for the same price as Parrot Bay and got just as drunk.

by morningaftershow July 12, 2010

mr. boston

a dork who thinks he's a stud

"I can't believe Mr. Boston asked me out today! He sooooo doesn't have a chance with me!"

by meowyes January 30, 2007