Mr. Abstruse

A straight man’s man

Mr. Abstruse only kisses women and penetrates vaginas.

by Dr. Harry Sachz August 15, 2022

Mr. Abstruse

An effeminate, mouse-like man who gets no bitches and violently lusts for male genitals. Occasionally, Mr. Abstruse types get drunk and assault their gay boy lovers.

Do you see that lispy fag over there? He’s a real Mr. Abstruse!

by Dr. Johnathan Discord September 24, 2022