An alpha male, who is the creator of the 2dot and often indulges into something hazy while playing league of legends. However may face stiff competition from Adam Barre who is after mrs bruv.
Aristotle - You will achieve nothing in this world without Mr Bruv
An alpha male/ tiktok sensation who is the creator of the 2dot and often performs a 2dot swap with his PFB mrs bruv. Mr bruv always indulges into something hazy whilst playing league of legends. He also faces stiff competition for mrs bruv by another male named Adam Barre.
He is also the most feared man in Brighton as he will steal anyone’s PFB he is that much of a specimen.
Aristotle - you will achieve nothin In the world without Mr Bruv
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.