The sussiest teacher you'll ever meet. Makes up gossip when he can't get his hands on the realstuff. He's done every imaginable thing that is possible to do, but has 16 different personalities depending on what class he's teaching.
Art Student: Hey, Have you seen Mr Phillips today?
Geo Student: Nah, he didn't teach me today because he was shipping me with all my friend friends
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).