Mr Parry
A teacher with a very large and shiny bald head. When slapped 3 times a genie will appear and grant three wishes, however, once you try to speak to ask for your wish the genie will interrupt you and give you a detention for no reason. If he does not interrupt you, then the wish will not be granted anyways. You will just be set extra homework.
Person 1: Did you see that supply teacher over there with the large shiny head?
Person 2: Yeah! He's Mr Parry
Person 2: Yeah! He's Mr Parry
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