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Mr Crocker

The type of teacher who suspects you of having fairies, goes around yelling FAIRY GOD PARENTS! while switching and bending into weird forms.
Also known of hunting down a scrawny little kid in a pink hat, with weird, evil devices.
by Cosmonopoly May 14, 2018
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Mr Crocker

A man who embodies the spirit of a 5 year old but maintains “Disney adult” status. Usually an avid coffee drinker who enjoys Eggo waffles, dark chocolate, musical theatre, the Oxford comma, and non “pew pew” video games. Must wear pink on Wednesdays, purple on Thursdays, and always pair work outfits with funky socks.

100% gay & 100% anticandice
Mr Crocker, I have tea to spill.
by rayslays March 18, 2024
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Mr.Crocker

The teacher who has a sexual attraction to fairies and hunts them down.He also has a sexual attraction to little boys in pink hats.
bro mr.crocker is weird he finally brought his 12-gage
by shqueera December 16, 2019
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Mr. Cockerill

"Is your dad a terrorist? 'Cause your the bomb, Mr. Cockerill!"
by ChanceToSucceed December 9, 2021
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