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Mr Crocker 

A man who embodies the spirit of a 5 year old but maintains “Disney adult” status. Usually an avid coffee drinker who enjoys Eggo waffles, dark chocolate, musical theatre, the Oxford comma, and non “pew pew” video games. Must wear pink on Wednesdays, purple on Thursdays, and always pair work outfits with funky socks.

100% gay & 100% anticandice
Mr Crocker, I have tea to spill.
Mr Crocker by rayslays March 18, 2024