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Mr Clarke 

Given the nicknames "Holy god-emperor of Mater imperium", "Clarkebaiter" and "Cluggy legend" , He is an all powerful-omnipotent entity which rules over the Mater maria. He instills fear upon the inhabitants of the amphitheater, and his war cry of "HEY! YOU BOYS TUCK YOUR SHIRTS IN!" can be heard for miles.
Charlie - "Oh shit me shirt not tucked in"

Mr Clarke - "HEY!"
Mr Clarke by deviantshart June 26, 2025

The Mr Clarke 

A sexual act in which one has anal sex with a man or woman, and after internal ejaculation, proceeds to remove the penis, and with the seamen and feces still on the tip, draw a brown and white moustache on their partners face. To which they then say "pleasure to meet you Mr Clarke"
"Met a girl on tinder last night, we did the Mr Clarke. She was very polite"
The Mr Clarke by The Hard Bard October 12, 2021

Mr Clarkson 

Overall just a creepy guy
Mr Clarkson by The Note May 20, 2018

Mr. Clark 

The absolute worst teacher in the school and cannot teach for shit. he will ramble on for hours on end talking shit like he knows everything. He looks like an older Buzz Lightyear and calls women cows. Certified retard. When he talks it makes me want to jump in front of a train. He sounds like they got him off the street. Dumbass hasnt even put grades in since september (its now december). solid 3 out of 10. That three only comes from his blind ass that cant catch nobody on their phone so it's basically a free period. This NPC wheres the same set or clothes every day. Absolute germophobe prolly empties 5 hand sanitizer bottles a day. His musty ass uses some mint perfume making the whole school smell like mint. I fr walk past his office and and get blasted by that shit. Whole grade praying on his downfall.
Jamal: "Ayo why the whole school smell like mint?"

*walks past Mr. Clark*
Jamal: "Shit bro Mr. Clark be stinking up the whole school."

Teacher: "Do you like all your trachers this year?"
Jamal: "Not Mr. Clarks stupid ass."

Parent: "Mr. Clark seems like a real retard."
Jamal: "Ong he dont know shit."
Mr. Clark by HippityFlippity69 December 17, 2022

mr. Percival Clarence 

A beautiful orange tabby, and gentleman. The best ‘knight, the best cat, and best friend. 1994-2013. Goodnight, my heart.
‘No other cat compares to Mr. Percival Clarence, our Mr. C.’
mr. Percival Clarence by Slobbery December 8, 2019

Mr. Clarkson 

A shit teacher that will do anything to see a pair of tits, no chin or jawline, just and overall whale that ate to much pasta, a very big nonce, probably would touch you up if ya was in a room with him, will send ya aht for nowt 🙄
Student 1:"yo have ya seen that pufferfish right there bro"
Student 2:"o yea Mr. Clarkson hes a big fat whale mate,sent me aht for nowt last lesson"
Mr. Clarkson by dizzydaisy🤪 November 12, 2019
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Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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