Moyaitis
An airborn disease spread by absolute legends that causes transformation into a chad. There is no known cure, and it progresses in 3 stages. Certain medicines such as Gaytex or Emoshot can slow the progression of this disease.
Stage 1: A retracting of cheekbones occurs, and the desire to start working out begins to take hold.
Stage 2: muscles begin to form more definition, and sex organ size increases by 6 inches.
Stage 3: Muscles become large, and females become attracted to the infected person.
Stage 1: A retracting of cheekbones occurs, and the desire to start working out begins to take hold.
Stage 2: muscles begin to form more definition, and sex organ size increases by 6 inches.
Stage 3: Muscles become large, and females become attracted to the infected person.
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