Mowling

When you’re playing any kind of team sport and someone on your side, either through incompetence or over exuberance (or a mixture of both), takes out one or more of their own team. Often resulting in being ejected from the game.

If he/she keeps mowling like this, we’ll never win.

Did you see him/her mowl that right up?

I was having a decent game until I got totally mowled by that mowler.

by Dr Beedo August 1, 2019

Mowling

The sound a cat makes when it's on the defensive, paw up, fighting with another cat.

Also the name of the sound soon-to-be-ex-girflriends make when they find your phone lying about one day.

"Why's Ginger mowling like that? Next door's cat must have got through the catflap again!"

Also the sound a soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend makes when she finally loses her self control and goes through your iPhone photo and message history, and freaks out because you told someone you loved them FOUR YEARS AGO.

*Setting: Traditional English Pub with a cheap, cosy Bed & Breakfast upstairs. A man is talking to the bartender.*

"Yeah, she looked like Gollum, holding my phone... crying... and then she started mowling like a wounded tiger... and to be honest, I just thought 'Fuck this!', so I snatched my phone back and came here. Another pint of Stella and a double Jack Daniels, please! I may need a room for a few nights. It said you had vacancies?"

by Craluth November 1, 2018

mowing mud

The act of having anal intercourse with some one who has just popped.

Chris did you just take a shit? Yes Adam I did. Looks like I'm going to be mowing mud in a minute.

by SaucyD May 15, 2016

Mewling quim

An insult used by Loki in the Avengers movie which roughly translates into modern English as 'Whining Cunt'.

Loki: You mewling quim. I will use your very emotions and femaleness to break you horrifically
Black Widow: *insulted*

by Queen Loki November 8, 2012

mowing succs

Mowing Succs is a quote used by the one and only Ronan mckenzie during sexual intercourse

"Mowing succs ladies."

by Mowing masters October 10, 2017

Mowing other people's lawns

A line from the movie Kingpin refering to sleeping with someone else's girlfriend or wife.

Angry man: You lookin at my woman?
Another man: Yeah man you dont go mowing other people's lawns!

by whoami0325 April 10, 2011

Morling College

An Australian Baptist theological college open to female leadership, some day in the distant future. The poor man's alternative to Moore College (or the visionless version of Alphacrucis College), led by a merry band of white male geriatrics. Called Morose College since its takeover of Vose Seminary. A college offering 300 courses to 80 students.

I studied at Morling College where there are no students but dozens of property developers.

by SonnyWilliams November 16, 2020