a term describing the condition of one's or boyfriend's boxers upon waking up as they have bunched up and now look like the character Mowgli's shorts. This term is especially valid if your boyfriend's hair is absolutely ridiculous.
Girlfriend: Hah, you have a total mowgli right now...
Boyfriend: (looks down and then looks at girlfriend seductively) Wanna take care of it for me?
Girlfriend: Okay. (pulls shorts down) What'd you think I was talking about?
Boyfriend: (looks down and then looks at girlfriend seductively) Wanna take care of it for me?
Girlfriend: Okay. (pulls shorts down) What'd you think I was talking about?
by meowmixissexym May 24, 2010
Formerly meant as the action of sitting on a chair and breaking it due to extreme obesity, it has recently come to mean defecating on a chair (most likely due to extreme inebriation) and then admitting to it publicly with no shame.
Either way, no one will be using that chair after you.
Either way, no one will be using that chair after you.
"So it turns out j may have gotten do drunk last night that I did a massive poo on the living room chair hitch I'm now having to clean up after a massive argument . I font geek so good."
"Looks like you really did a Mowgli there!"
"Looks like you really did a Mowgli there!"
by Jock O'Tubby January 28, 2012
The horrendous name given to the spawn of Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz and singer Ashlee Simpson. Born Thursday, November 20, 2008. 'Bronx' is after the NYC borrough, and 'Mowgli' is after the character in The Jungle Book. Basically an epic fail in the world of celebrity baby names.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Pete and Ashlee named their son BRONX MOWGLI??"
Person 2: Yeah, that poor kid's gonna need therapy.
Person 2: Yeah, that poor kid's gonna need therapy.
by bobinr05 November 23, 2008
When a young man ejaculates deep inside of a carved out banana. The banana is frozen and used as a dildo by a female, the banana then thaws inside the vaginal canal and the semen flows out by breaking off part of the banana.
Oh my god, He gave me a "Dirty Mowgli" last night. It took a long time to freeze, and I had to push out the rest of the banana which was a mess.
by DirtyJungleMan January 10, 2022
by Rich February 4, 2005
person 1: "did you hear what pete named his baby?"
person 2: "no! what?"
person 1: "Bronx Mowgli"
person 2: "...WHATTHEFUCK!?"
person 2: "no! what?"
person 1: "Bronx Mowgli"
person 2: "...WHATTHEFUCK!?"
by cristinaaaaaaa November 23, 2008
MAN WHO SIMPLY CANT WALK BC OF TEH SIZE OF HIS COCK. MOWGLI GETS ALL BITCHES ON PLANET EARTH PLUS UR MOM (BC UR MOM IS SO PHAT SHE BIGGER THAN PLANET) MOWGLI IS ALSO VERY SEXY. MOWGLI DONT NEED SIX PACK TO GET BITCHES. THOUGH ONCE MOWGLI SHREDS HE WILL BECOME MAN LIKE RASPUTIN. MOWGLI IS ALSO THE BEST U14 CANOEIST IN WESTERN CANADA. FUCK YOU NIKITA IM COMING FOR YOUR TITLE.
by Dirty Mowgli January 10, 2022