a term describing the condition of one's or boyfriend's boxers upon waking up as they have bunched up and now look like the character Mowgli's shorts. This term is especially valid if your boyfriend's hair is absolutely ridiculous.
Girlfriend: Hah, you have a total mowgli right now...
Boyfriend: (looks down and then looks at girlfriend seductively) Wanna take care of it for me?
Girlfriend: Okay. (pulls shorts down) What'd you think I was talking about?
Boyfriend: (looks down and then looks at girlfriend seductively) Wanna take care of it for me?
Girlfriend: Okay. (pulls shorts down) What'd you think I was talking about?
by meowmixissexym May 24, 2010